Jay the Greenling
Watching Pretty Little Liars.
Reading "Trickster's Choice" by Tamora Pierce.
Playing Assassin's Creed 3.
Working on Beating The Odds.
Movies I've watched recently:
BLACKFISH, Hick, 1000 Acres, THE COVE, 12 Years A Slave, Rise Of The Guardians, Catching Fire, The Host, Blue Is The Warmest Color, Looper, FROZEN, The Heat, Fruitvale Station, Tomboy, THE HELP, Pacific Rim
Favourite Ships Sorted By Fandom:
Willow/Tara (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer)
Sybil/Gwen (Downton Abbey)
Morrigan/Leliana (Dragon Age: Origins)
Lightning/Fang (Final Fantasy 13)
Katniss/Johanna (The Hunger Games)
Ellie/Riley (The Last Of Us)
Shepard/Liara (Mass Effect)
Swan Queen (Once Upon A Time)
Cophine (Orphan Black)
Paily (Pretty Little Liars)
Gailly (Rookie Blue)
Yumikuri (Shingeki No Kyojin)
B'Elanna/Seven Of Nine (Star Trek: Voyager)
Michandrea (The Walking Dead)
Xena/Gabrielle (Xena: Warrior Princess)
Let's just cut this short and conclude that I ship all the ladies... Although I gotta admit an occasional Adama/Roslin or something might slip in. Just saying.
man razors always seem to be better built than lady shavers
why am i expected to remove all hair from nose to toe with a rusty knife glued onto a cheap pink plastic stick on an almost daily basis
if it is insisted that i be as hairless as a sphynx with alopecia swimming in a vat of radioactive nair i should at least be given razors that can sustain a single session of chopping down the dense and beautiful forestry that covers my upside-down canada for fuck’s sake
Beauty Girls by resmeneridim , via http://ift.tt/1mn9ptf
i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,
OH MY GOD IT IS WEIRD AL THAT’S SO FREAKING AWESOME
one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind
and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m”
so of course i don’t back down from a dare and i pried the m loose from the sign and we stole that mcdonald’s m and we hung it outside of our house because our last name starts with m and it was clever okay
but the manager of that mcdonalds FOLLOWED US HOME TO OUR HOUSE and they came to our door a few hours later and my mom answered and the manager was like “…it’s peculiar that you have a mcdonald’s m outside of your house when ours got stolen”
and my mom was like “yeah what an odd coincidence”
and the manager came by like the next day and my mom answered again and the manager was like “alright we know what your fucking brat kids did” and my mom was like “my children would nEVER”
and she closed the door on her and she was like “marielle you little shit”
but then we took the m off of our house to throw off the manager and it’s in our garage now
but yeah i stole a big golden arch from mcdonald’s once
Fox sleeping in a graveyard.
Makes me wonder about reincarnation
this is seriously so beautiful
he misses her
Are those swans on Regina’s gate? The swan’s heads also make a heart.
sure little guy
Look how dark it is. Can't be any worse out there. Can it?
Take the time to read through. This is the most beautifully sarcastic thing I’ve ever read.
There are several stages of loving a character
Stage 0: who’s that they look cool
Stage 1: wow i like this character
Stage 2: they’re my favorite
Stage 3: i love them
Stage 4: tHEY’RE SO PERFECT
Stage 5: i ha te yOU AND I LO VE YOU SO GODDAMN MU CH
Stage 6: YOU PIECE OF FUCKING TR ASH YOU RUINED MY LIFE THE DAY I LAID EYES ON YOU I’M GOIN G TO KILL YO U AND D RO WN YOU IN MY TEARS